I was going to throw out this little article because I thought I am just declaring the obvious. But just when I was about to delete it, the news came that HP threw in the towel and I found the audience for the post. This article is solely for the benefit of laptop manufacturers that are not called Apple.
PC makers are losing battles against Apple left and right. Even though consumers have it all figured out, they don’t seem to have understand at all why they keep getting their butt kicked. They are confused. They are in denial, and panic. They just keep executing the same business plan that worked ten years ago. Spend five minutes on Dell web site and attempt to buy a laptop and then compare the experience to the one on the Apple Online Store. You would think that the two sites are selling two separate products. Well…you know what…they are.
So as hopeless as they are, I’ve prepared a list of the shortcomings of PC-Laptops (for lack of a better term) that made me jump ship and buy a MacBook Air. The items in the list will seem as clear as daylight to you. That’s because you are a consumer not an executive in the PC business.
Crappy, Cheap, Low Quality Hardware
I take good care of my laptops. I really do. Most of them don’t even leave the desks they are on. But I cannot escape hardware failures no matter what brand I buy. Toshiba, HP, Sony, you name it…I tried them all. Built-in mics/cameras don’t work, batteries don’t charge, hard disks crash, motherboards die…
Boot time
Microsoft has been solving the boot time issue since Windows 95 for crying out loud. Yet I still have laptops that take 15 minutes to start. I just can’t take it anymore.
Shut Down Time and the 255 Different Ways Of Doing It
Even shutting down can be a challenging task in Windows. The gazillion ways Windows has to turn off a computer, leaves me always worrying about whether I turned off my computer the best possible way. Closing the screen does not always do the trick either. There are many times I hear my laptops roar hours after I close them.
Battery Life
Using Windows based laptops, I always feel like I am racing against time. This prevents me from enjoying what I do with my computer.
Performance
Every Windows based laptop reaches a point where each mouse click results in inexplicable hard disk sounds. Often you attempt to open an application and wish there was a Regret button somewhere that forgives you for double clicking the application icon. I am sick of this beyond description.
Lack of QA
Any Windows laptop I used smaller than 13” was practically junk. This reached absurd levels when I bought a netbook that had a full C drive right from the purchase. I mean, come on…It feels to me that these products are rushed to the market without any due diligence at all.
Portability
No matter how small, every Windows based laptop is clunky. They are way too thick, way too heavy. They have way too many connectivity options for their size. This happens because the producers are so scared that they might lose a customer if their 1” inch laptop doesn’t allow connecting via infrared. Screw infrared.
Noise
Windows based laptops are very loud. Their fans roar for no obvious reason. This makes me feel like I am doing something to them that I am not supposed to. It is a very disconcerting feeling.
Aesthetics
Let’s face it. Windows based laptops are butt ugly. There are several Dell models so ugly that they should be outright banned from public view.
I want to end the post with one example. I think it summarizes it all: I feel a lot more comfortable writing with the keyboard of my 13” Mac Book Air than the keyboard of my 17”inch HP laptop. How is that even possible?
Yalım K. Gerger (@yalimgerger)

